12 July 2006

Terms and Conditions

The following need not apply:

1. Responsibilty - you signed up for something so you ought to follow through;
2. Obligations - you didn't sign up for it but you have to do it anyway (sigh...);
3. Tikle Tests - I'm hooked;
4. Caffein overload - avoid, especially if you've got lots to think about;
5. Zippo lighter - not as reliable as I thought;
6. Extension / MRR - do not, I repeat, do not mess around;
7. HH - ask the driver if he has enough fuel; also, ask the driver if he has necessary change;
8. Physics - no-sweat for some, tough for some (I might have to buy a book);
9. Migraine - bad karma? more like stress and such; can also be overcome with antihistamines (I've yet to try that);
10. ALL OF THE ABOVE - gets me ranting and raving, whining and (almost) crying.

All's good except that there are days when NOTHING ever goes right!


PS: to top off my day (Tues, July 11), I was off to catch a jeep but it was full and, of course, left me to the mercy of the notorious HH drivers; this one had enough gas to get me to Mintal but things wouldn't be right if he didn't have change for twenty pesos. yari ka!

=p

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